So, What Is Your Position On The Redistribution Of Wealth?
Interesting platform.
It's a good thing Joe McCarthy ain't around anymore.
Redistribution of wealth. Funding support for paramedics. A program for on-the-job counseling. And an initiative to dispatch personal chefs to each household of overworked parents/people who suck at cooking.
Help in the kitchen: Talk about catering to the soccer mom vote.
Now if he could just mandate national holidays during the first two rounds of March Madness, he'd unite both the conservative and liberal regular-guy contigent.
It's short on specifics, mostly involving how to fund it all -- but rhetoric and cult of personality get you elected. And kissing babies, which he does pretty well.
"Asa '08: 'Help In The Kitchen!'"
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Please don't let Rush Limbaugh or Bill O'Reilly see that. They crush that kid.
Oh and, that's actually a really nice kid you got there.
Asa's got my vote!
Shoot yeah. I need help in the kitchen! Great platform. He's got my vote.
those two would have a hard time dragging him into the gutter. he'd start crying and the whole country would be up in arms.
He's so cute. I love how proud you are.
That last line really sums it up, doesn't it?
i might be too proud. there's nothing more obnoxious than people telling you how awesome their kid is.
but i will say ... i think that last line's as decent campaign slogan as any.
he'd love Vietnam!
What a sweetie! He's got my vote!
that's funny, simon.
and belle ... you can send your campaign contribution via paypal ... care of me.
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