Conspiracy
It's tough to know what kind of conspiracies there could possibly be regarding hair and the cutting of it with strangely shaped utensils.
Maybe the conspiracy is that, no, they weren't open.
Thursday, July 07, 2005
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Perhaps it's that they might ask you how you'd like your hair cut and then do it completely different.
Suppose not though. I expect they'd get sued.
Spies go there to get their hair cut - the barber shaves a small letter into the hair of his customer - the letter that he found shaved into the hair of his previous customer - and there's a chain of stores across the world that the spies travel between gradually passing a code between each establishment.
that or its actually a grocery store.
I think the conspiracy is that...
Yup, you're right. No sense made.
A front for the mafia, maybe.
Maybe it is that mom's tell their kids they are going to the water park but they end up getting their hair cut instead. Kinda like taking a dog to the vet. Or maybe it's just owned by the mafia for money laundering purposes.
Dude, they better not fuck with my hair, I'll tell you that.
Those scissors look like they could slash your own wrists while operating them.
those scissors are weird, aren't they? maybe even weirder than the name of shop (which was located in west palm beach.
down two blocks was "hair's how we do it" but that one didn't seem so weird.
screetus, maybe the conspiracy is that they have your hair ...
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They stole Screetu's hair!? the Bastards!
Let's raid them and get it back.
I'm so bored I found this web thingyma wotsit page doings:
http://www.hairconspiracy.com/
Could it be the same people as stole Screetus's hair???
They do free shipping on hair extensions????????
Not only did they steal it but now they are shipping it all over the known world!
I think when transmegacorp finds out about this there will be hell to play.
see, there is a secret group of stylists that belong to a group determined to give people bad hair cuts. that shop just proves that the "Conspiracy" really exists!
Well thank goodness you're out there debunking these things for us! Imagine the terror, the upheavel there would have been without this post.
you know, jay, i have to give all the credit to my fine friends. they've explored every possibility imaginable.
well, almost.
it could be that people who cut hair can't possibly think of any new play on the word "hair," and they like a word that seems exotic and provocative.
on second thought ... no, i like the theory of moms tricking their kids into hair cuts. when i go back to west palm, i simply MUST visit this establishment for a haircut. it was just so weird how they indicated they were open when in fact it was the fourth of july and they were not.
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In a world where bad means good, open probably now means closed.
It's a conspiracy against people above the age of 15 who don't get all this new lingo...and the theft of hair.
What's up man, I know it's been awhile since we talked but a lot of stuff has been going on. I'm actually moving to South Carolina for a bit until I can make my way to Portland, we'll have to hang out.
where are you going to be living in s.c., jake?
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Charelston.
cool. i'll holler back at you when i get back from vacation this week.
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What if its actually just a warning for everyone from the stylist prior to entering?
If you dont like it blame it on the conspiracy.
Where are you Eric! come back! wisdom withdrawl! wisdom withdrawl! solve it you must!
Hmmmm, this is in the South, after all. Perhaps the sign was commisioned from some Yank who heard, "Hair Conspiracy" as opposed to "Here Conspiracy." "Here Conspiracy, There Closed."
i think the hairdressers have hunted eric down, kidnapped him and traded him to space aliens for some hair extensions.
definitely! he might of stumbled onto something far bigger than he realised
spo, i think we could have something here. we'd best be careful before they come and get us as well.
geez, thanks for going on without me, guys. it's nice to be missed by my internet friends.
i wasn't, in fact, abducted by aliens. rather, i went with them willingly to a place called myrtle beach ... a world all unto itself.
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