If Only I Had The Editing Skills

What I wish I could see in this picture:

A French guy smoking a pipe and wearing a ridiculous beret is splayed across the wet floor, looking puzzled.

Meanwhile, three other guys stand to the side.

The American is in hunting camo attire and holding a Budweiser in his hand.

The German is wearing lederhosen, drinking from a beer boot.

The Mexican has a sombrero on his head and a Dos Equis.

And all three are pointing at the French guy and the sign on the floor, smirking.